#1 If You Are Not Lucky Enough to Live on a Floor With a Laundry Machine...

find a friend who does and use them for their room so you don't have to trudge up and down stairs with heavy loads of laundry a bazillion times (Jackie).

Trust me, having a friend on laundry level is a lifesaver. I should know...this is why my best friend is my best friend.

Haha...you better be kidding!

Of course, I am! *blush* Yeah, that's totally not the reason...just one of them.

Okay...I'm fine with that.

Okay, so anyway, laundry is something we all have to deal with, so take my advice and find a friend's room to hang out in while doing laundry. It is such a relief (*ahem*)...um, I mean, blessing to have a friend on laundry level.

And if you're lucky enough to live on laundry level, laugh mercilessly at the poor students who live on the fifth floor.

See! I knew you had an evil side...

I hang around you, don't I?

Touche...

Hello From Birmingham, Alabama!

I'm Jackie!

And I'm Ruth Anne!

We're currently freshmen in our second semester at Samford University, and trust us, we learned so much from last semester that we went home for break absolutely set to BURST! So, we figured we'd share our knowledge with you.

Some are really goofy...meaning they're probably mine (Jackie).

Trust me (Ruth Anne), they're probably hers.

Some have everything to do with surviving college, some will apply only to Samford students, and some may just have very little to do with college at all. But all of these are things we learned at Samford.

Hope you enjoy!

(You'd better...we have a mob of ninjas on call. They'll get you. So not kidding.)